Fasmumwad is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, selfish giraffe.

Fasmumwad created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmumwad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fasmumwad, she will turn you into a plant.

Fasmumwad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fasmumwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow ducks to witness sacred rites.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat spinach.