Migdossrap is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless deer.

Migdossrap created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdossrap, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Migdossrap, it will torture you forever.

Migdossrap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Migdossrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat aubergines.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always obey Migdossrap's priests.