Nignadvid is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, sapient wombat.

Nignadvid created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nignadvid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nignadvid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Nignadvid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Nignadvid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never hurt seals.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing purple dresses and balancing six platinum spheres on your neck.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.