Panghotjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, clever beaver.

Panghotjab created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Panghotjab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Panghotjab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Panghotjab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Panghotjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.