Didfub is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing mouse.

Didfub created silver three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didfub, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Didfub, it will jump up and down on your head.

Didfub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Didfub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not take Didfub's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Didfub.