Bafgodnar is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair wombat.

Bafgodnar created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafgodnar, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bafgodnar, he will come to you in dreams.

Bafgodnar's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bafgodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not travel during autumn.

4. Do not step barefoot upon black earth.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.