Fubsisveen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate human.

Fubsisveen created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Fubsisveen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Fubsisveen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Fubsisveen's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Fubsisveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with water.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Fubsisveen loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

5. Always wear blue.