Farnkopcap is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful capybara.

Farnkopcap created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnkopcap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Farnkopcap, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Farnkopcap's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Farnkopcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise trousers on sacred days.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick rats.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Farnkopcap on top of all buildings.