Vogbifzak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, wise dragonfly.

Vogbifzak created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Vogbifzak, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vogbifzak, she will turn you into a plant.

Vogbifzak's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vogbifzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of melons to eagles while wearing orange scarves.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

5. Put Vogbifzak first in all things.