Pitxemflan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane coyote.

Pitxemflan created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitxemflan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pitxemflan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pitxemflan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pitxemflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never feed lots of limes to frogs while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.