Flynarlpit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, fussy penguin.

Flynarlpit created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flynarlpit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flynarlpit, he will turn you into a mouse.

Flynarlpit's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flynarlpit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry moths.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never handle gold while unclean.

4. Never speak the names of asteroids aloud.

5. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.