Vabcubbess is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, able mink.

Vabcubbess created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabcubbess, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vabcubbess, he will destroy your home planet.

Vabcubbess' most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vabcubbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not run at forests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Vabcubbess on top of all buildings.

4. Vabcubbess must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear boots.