Tanbutdid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy mongoose.

Tanbutdid created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tanbutdid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tanbutdid, it will be very sad.

Tanbutdid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tanbutdid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Never allow horses to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.