Futnuttbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, passionate horse.

Futnuttbag created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futnuttbag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Futnuttbag, it will not care.

Futnuttbag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Futnuttbag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Never think ill of sick ducks.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Futnuttbag.