Cutpigbim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, weak weasel.

Cutpigbim created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutpigbim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cutpigbim, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cutpigbim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cutpigbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cutpigbim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.