Stragquillkik is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, effective porpoise.

Stragquillkik created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragquillkik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stragquillkik, she will turn you into a sheep.

Stragquillkik's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Stragquillkik's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never wear purple boots on sacred days.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Always help sharks.