Ciparplig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, moody shark.

Ciparplig created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciparplig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ciparplig, he will turn you into a frog.

Ciparplig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ciparplig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy.

2. Never whisper while facing north.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Never sit in holy places.