Artcapgud is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic fairy.

Artcapgud created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artcapgud, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Artcapgud, he will torture you forever.

Artcapgud's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Artcapgud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep in need.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Remain kneeling during prayer.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never skip in holy places.