Xucbarngad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive camel.

Xucbarngad created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucbarngad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xucbarngad, she will turn you into a goat.

Xucbarngad's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Xucbarngad's Holy Commandments

1. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Always store gooseberries above ground.

4. Never allow dolphins to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always act with purity when addressing elders.