Nelldobquilldim is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective finch.

Nelldobquilldim created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelldobquilldim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nelldobquilldim, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nelldobquilldim's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Nelldobquilldim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Never sprint in the presence of mice.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.