Manmapwegbeg is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind wolf.

Manmapwegbeg created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Manmapwegbeg, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Manmapwegbeg, it will come to you in dreams.

Manmapwegbeg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Manmapwegbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study evolution by means of natural selection on holy days.

2. Never feed bananas to cats while wearing boots.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Do not name children after squirrels.

5. Never speak at midnight.