Ratdogcid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional guinea pig.

Ratdogcid created a photon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratdogcid, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratdogcid, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ratdogcid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Ratdogcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Ratdogcid loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must love Ratdogcid.

5. Always help sheep.