Bitpitkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, deceitful meerkat.

Bitpitkop created the planet Venus nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bitpitkop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bitpitkop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Bitpitkop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bitpitkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

2. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Never discuss the inheritance of acquired characteristics in public assemblies.

5. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.