Femgodcud is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring wren.

Femgodcud created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Femgodcud, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Femgodcud, she will not care at all.

Femgodcud's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Femgodcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near mice.

2. Do not take Femgodcud's name in vain.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Femgodcud.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.