Wipneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-knowing cat.

Wipneg created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipneg, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipneg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Wipneg's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wipneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate thermodynamics during the night.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Always count to nine before sleeping.

4. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.