Stigguttip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sage shrew.

Stigguttip created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigguttip, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stigguttip, he will destroy your home solar system.

Stigguttip's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Stigguttip's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during summer.

2. Never mix grapes with oil.

3. Do not contemplate gravity during the night.

4. Do not name children after tapirs.

5. Do not commit murder.