Cembogyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, contented faun.

Cembogyatt created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cembogyatt, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cembogyatt, he will be very sad.

Cembogyatt's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Cembogyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing magenta shoes and balancing six iron spheres on your legs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never stain your face with mauve.