Mapcepton is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak wyrm.

Mapcepton created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapcepton, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mapcepton, he will turn you into a rat.

Mapcepton's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mapcepton's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

4. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing brown corsets.

5. Do not prepare pineapples while wearing shirts.