Midkimyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonest dragon.

Midkimyatt created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Midkimyatt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Midkimyatt, it will be very sad.

Midkimyatt's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Midkimyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed gooseberries to ants while wearing yellow shorts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.