Kopyattstrag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring badger.

Kopyattstrag created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopyattstrag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kopyattstrag, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kopyattstrag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kopyattstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

3. Never think about planets.

4. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

5. Run away if nine rats approach from the south.