Pidgomkip Capcissortgess is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent tapir.

Pidgomkip Capcissortgess created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidgomkip Capcissortgess, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidgomkip Capcissortgess, she will be very sad.

Pidgomkip Capcissortgess' most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Pidgomkip Capcissortgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

4. Never gather nine pigs near wells.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.