Pigtettibaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous cobra.

Pigtettibaf created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtettibaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pigtettibaf, he will torture you forever.

Pigtettibaf's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Pigtettibaf's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Pigtettibaf loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Pigtettibaf in the centre of the settlement.