Flaglop Japkemxen is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking dragon.

Flaglop Japkemxen created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flaglop Japkemxen, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flaglop Japkemxen, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flaglop Japkemxen's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Flaglop Japkemxen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flaglop Japkemxen.

2. Always treat sheep with great respect.

3. Hide from blue goats for they are unholy.

4. Never wear corsets.

5. Never handle nickel while unclean.