Did is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, clever toad.

Did created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Did, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Did, it will boil you in a big pot.

Did's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Did's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

3. Always remove dresses before touching titanium.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.