Monqueeglopkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, weak dragonfly.

Monqueeglopkad created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Monqueeglopkad, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Monqueeglopkad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Monqueeglopkad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Monqueeglopkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing blue coats and balancing seven copper spheres on your feet.

2. Never allow whales to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Worship no other gods but Monqueeglopkad.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Do not hurt badgers.