Midfarngod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical wren.

Midfarngod created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Midfarngod, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midfarngod, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Midfarngod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Midfarngod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat gooseberries on days of mourning.

4. Always obey Midfarngod's priests.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.