Nillbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, conceited naga.

Nillbiss created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Nillbiss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nillbiss, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nillbiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nillbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about photosynthesis.

2. Always remove dresses before touching gold.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

5. Never prepare garlic during summer.