Dogflag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying fish.

Dogflag created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogflag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogflag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dogflag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dogflag's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help horses.

3. Never feed lots of coconuts to mites while wearing red dresses.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dogflag in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not keep six goats in a large pit.