Stragsogfom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish tortoise.

Stragsogfom created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragsogfom, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragsogfom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stragsogfom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Stragsogfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stragsogfom.

5. Never mention bats.