Tifstannurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, proud goat.

Tifstannurt created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifstannurt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tifstannurt, he will turn you into a worm.

Tifstannurt's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tifstannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.

2. Always remove shoes before entering holy places.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Do not record numbers concerning dwarf planets.