Popsandlarghub Zednellmot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, passionate chinchilla.

Popsandlarghub Zednellmot created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popsandlarghub Zednellmot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Popsandlarghub Zednellmot, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Popsandlarghub Zednellmot's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Popsandlarghub Zednellmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near porpoises.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never cross forests at midnight.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.