Legfligyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous clam.

Legfligyarp created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfligyarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Legfligyarp, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Legfligyarp's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Legfligyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing black shorts and balancing nine lead spheres on your face.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

5. Never wear brown skirts.