Kikfuttal is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, duplicitous hydra.

Kikfuttal created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kikfuttal, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kikfuttal, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kikfuttal's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kikfuttal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never handle carbon while unclean.

3. Never talk about gulls.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must love Kikfuttal.