Tombepcar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, quiet giraffe.

Tombepcar created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tombepcar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Tombepcar, it will send you a sign.

Tombepcar's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tombepcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear gray.

2. Always wash your face before prayer.

3. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

4. Never gather five horses in one place.

5. Worship no other gods but Tombepcar.