Bednurdam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Bednurdam created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bednurdam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bednurdam, it will make you grow a tail.

Bednurdam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bednurdam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare pineapples while filled with joy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bednurdam on top of all buildings.