Libkamwad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair dingo.

Libkamwad created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Libkamwad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libkamwad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Libkamwad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Libkamwad's Holy Commandments

1. Libkamwad loves turtles, so they must be respected.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of children.

3. Remain prostrate during prayer.

4. Never hop in winter.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.