Sadjambat is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective clam.

Sadjambat created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sadjambat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sadjambat, he will send you a sign.

Sadjambat's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sadjambat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to dogs while wearing kilts.

2. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.

3. Worship no other gods but Sadjambat.

4. Never speak of fate in the presence of children.

5. Never remain standing at dawn.