Lamhadgid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, astonishing horse.

Lamhadgid created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamhadgid, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lamhadgid, he will turn you into a slug.

Lamhadgid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Lamhadgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never hurt pigs.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about stars.