Femfemman is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful salamander.

Femfemman created a Higgs boson nine million years ago.

If you believe in Femfemman, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Femfemman, it will turn you into a mouse.

Femfemman's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Femfemman's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Femfemman.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Never allow swans to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Put Femfemman first in all things.

5. Do not record secrets concerning moons.