Rawnel is a god.

He takes the form of a small, resourceful bird.

Rawnel created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rawnel, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rawnel, he will turn you into a puffin.

Rawnel's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rawnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow kilts.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rawnel in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always count to four before sleeping.